"Well, you can't be that good... I haven't seen you in anything"
Response: "Ooh, sorry, I didn't realise you were a walking IMDb... 'll go and let my pervious projects know that their work isn't real because you aren't aware of it..."
"You're an actor? That's not a real job, you should go and get some real work"
Response: "Ahh I guess all the people on your favourite Disney Plus Hotstar show just magically live in your TV screen then."
"You should go and apply for that
Hotstar series, why haven't you
done that yet?"
Response: "Wow, thank goodness you said that. I wass sat here forking out money for headshots and showreels, breaking my back applying for jobs and agencies, but you just came along and blew my mind..."
Are there any other phrases you'd add to this list?
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